"The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food."This sure makes me feel better about the "coffee incident" which, as you may know, was brought on by my refusal to use a microwave.
Yep, I might be a high-functioning spaz, but sometimes I get it right.
I mean look at Day 9:
Now, in all fairness, it looks like a plant after nine days in my care ... even with purified water. However, the point about microwaves still stands.